Kelp Burger
$18.00
The Kelp Burgers of Poseidon’s Trident are a unique, plant-based meal made with Sugar Kelp (seaweed) sustainably grown and hand-harvested by independent fishing families in the clean, cold waters of New England. These burgers are clean-label, and made with real ingredients. Apart from the patty, this burger has lettuce, cheese sauce, sprouts and a big slice of tomato, served on whole grain buns.
Oswald –
This kelp burger was equisite. I was initially very wary about this product, yet… it definitely proved my suspicions wrong! This is a masterpiece of a burger. I’ll be ordering again soon, this time for my wife and three kids.
BurgerFan89 –
OH MY GOD. I LOVED THIS KELP BURGER SO MUCH!!! I felt like I was high on LSD whilst eating this. I felt like I ascended to heaven. I could taste the heavens and the moon. TONIGHT, WE STEAL THE MOON!!!
Bob –
Banana? No banana! Waaahhh!!!
uwu –
Nuzzles, pounces on you
UwU, you’re so warm
Couldn’t help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky; murr; (he-he)
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oh, baby, you’ so musky
Take me home, pet me and make me yours
And don’t forget to stuff me
See me wag my wittle baby tail, all for your bulgy-wulgy
Kissies and lickies you’ neck, I hope daddy likies
Nuzzle and wuzzles your chest (yeah), I be (yeah) getting thirsty
Polly –
SO happy with this! I mean it! If you haven’t try it, give it a chance. I’ve already told my other vegan friends about this dish!
Charm 2004 –
loved this!! perfect food, perfect staff 😀
Ethan Alexander Johnson –
This kelp burger speaks to me!
Lia McArthur –
my friends and i bought this out of curiosity… best thing ever!!! it was GNARLY! 10/10!! makes me want to go vegan, ngl